We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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