if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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