I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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