Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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