So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
My liver just had a heart attack.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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