Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
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