Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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