butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
