; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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