i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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