Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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