This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Can vaginas get frostbite?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
