Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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