I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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