I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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