im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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