Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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