goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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