I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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