This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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