at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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