it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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