i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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