YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I hate all girls vehemently.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Randomize
