i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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