we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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