Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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