I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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