I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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