no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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