I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We need to get me chipped asap
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
