Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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