how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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