Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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