I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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