His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Randomize
