It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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