I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Randomize
