Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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