I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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