question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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