If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
