she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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