Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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