Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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