i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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