Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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