you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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