I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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