I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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