I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We talked him into tasing himself.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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