I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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